Look what a frivolous culture we are becoming, with the private sector increasingly fueling our intellectual and moral decline.
In other words, we, flora, fauna, and, indeed, geological features such as rivers and granite outcroppings are equal.
Imagine: pet ownership made a formal legal guardianship complete with enforceable fiduciary duties — that is, if we can have pets at all.
Peter Clarke claims that I was “clearly fearmongering,” but then admits, “this depiction is fairly accurate.” Okay, then.
Says Jonah Goldberg, “One cheer (and maybe two) for non-human personhood.”