A few days ago a sensational new paleontological discovery made headlines around the globe.
The story gushes that nature rights will restore ancient indigenous wisdom, meaning it will undermine Western civilization.
Darwinists assert that humans are undergoing natural selection, too. Therefore, evolution is a fact.
The largest animals that ever lived defy simple evolutionary stories.
Neither the Earth nor the human race is allowably described as unusual, because that could suggest (shudder) intelligent design.