This was always the plan.
Goodall held a last press conference, complete with a media photography feeding frenzy of popping flashes.
Novelist Barbara Kingsolver seriously asserts, in her review of a novel in which trees are characters, that they are people too.
The less anyone cares, the more you can trust this ubiquitous information source.
Switzerland has followed New Zealand and a few other localities to outlaw boiling live lobsters. But that’s just for starters.