Savor the irony: Turning off your critical intellect makes you a “smart puppy.”
While historically belonging to the pre-modern 19th century, Darwinian evolution teaches what amounts to the deconstruction of what was understood before to be the great design of biology.
This is a fantastic opportunity, with tuition, materials, housing, food, even (where needed) airfare paid for.
Think of it: Wealthy parents are bribing their kids’ way into universities where the ultimate mystery of existence doesn’t even get a hearing.
Strike back at speech suppression. This is the science your professors would fear to teach about objectively.